January 11th, 2008
Since the birth of the internet we have seen it empower compelling metrics that has lead to innovation of leading-edge partnerships. Besides this we have seen it recontextualize leading-edge infrastructures through the extension 24/7 architectures. That’s right, the web is sweet as bro.
Now you are probably wondering WTF I’m talking about. Well, I don’t know either. This post was written with the help of the Web Economy Bullshit Generator. Next time you’re applying for a job in the IT workforce, give this thing a try and you’ll be sure to impress any potential employer. Good luck!
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December 14th, 2007
I don’t really care much for fashion but what I do like seeing is clever and funny t-shirt designs. Especially designs that satirise well known trademarks. An example being the Dunkin’ Donuts shirt remixed to say F**kin Go Nuts. Or the McDonalds shirts that read McS**t. I got the idea to remix the the logo for Dick Smith Electronics last night as I walked past one of their stores. A stencil artist had painted blood pouring from poor Dick’s eyes. It looked pretty cool. Dick Smiths is a pretty good electronics franchise/chain that I used to work for. So anyway here is my first attempt at trademark remixing. I’d like to get that screen printed onto a t-shirt. I’d have mean geek street cred then.

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December 12th, 2007
The metronome is an essential tool for musicians wanting to improve their playing speed. All metronomes have a variable speed control which allows you to select a tempo between about 30 and 260 BPM (beats per minute). I have developed a special metronome that can speed up or slow down over a period of time. This is useful for musicians as it allows you to start playing at a comfortable speed and gradually go faster. This metronome allows you to set the start tempo, end tempo and the time in seconds that you want the tempo to gradually change from start tempo to end tempo.
I developed this Java applet because I remember some of the difficulty I had when learning the guitar. I wanted to improve my speed and for some reason I found playing the faster tempos took a long time to master. When I was learning to play guitar, I found it easy to practice a drill in time at 110 bpm but to go to 120 bpm was very difficult. By starting slow and gradually getting faster, my guitar playing speed vastly improved. The best part is that if you set the time to change to something over two minutes, you do not even notice the tempo speeding up.
The applet should be running directly above this paragraph. If it is not then you probably do not have the Java Runtime Environment enabled or installed on your browser. You can download it from the above link.
The applet is very easy to use. Simply set the tempo that you want to start at with the first scrollbar. Next set the tempo that you want to finish on with the second scrollbar. Lastly set the time in seconds that the tempo will take to change from the start tempo to the end tempo with the third scrollbar. Once you are all set, click the Play button.
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November 13th, 2007
You know what to do. Leave a comment as a caption for this photograph.

Janice had to book an emergency appointment with her stylist. The 90s were just around the corner
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November 11th, 2007
I have not posted in a long time. There is no excuse really. But anyway recently I was having a clean out of the lab and I found some old computer science books from the 70s and 80s. Some of the pictures in these books are so funny. So I though I’d scan and share them. I thought of some funny captions for these but I think that you the reader could come up with some better ones. Unfortunately the book is in a skip now so I can credit it.
Please leave a comment if you have better captions.

Frank’s iBrick was nice accessory to his hardhat
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August 4th, 2007
While browsing the the Thinkgeek store recently, I came across the TIX Clock. This unusual clock uses flashing LEDs to tell the time. To somebody unfamiliar with the clock, it is pretty hard to read the time. It just looks like a bunch lights flashing at random. Below is a little JavaScript version I made. Can you tell the time?
The clock is made up of four numbers. You just count number of each colour. So if you have 1 green light, 2 yellow lights, 3 red lights and 4 blue lights. The time is 12:34. I made this clock for fun. I hadn’t coded anything in JavaScript for a while so I though this would be a good little project to kill some time. If would like to see the source, click here, then view the source from your browser
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July 9th, 2007
Well. I’m on holidays right now. It’s raining outside so I’ve been playing ‘N’. To tell the truth I’ve probably invested about 15 hours of my time in the last week playing this platform game. ‘N’ is very addictive and I can’t leave it alone. It’s all about a ninja that has to go around collecting gold and avoiding robots whilst racing against the clock. This is not a graphics intensive game and you wont need a high spec computer to play it. And best of all it is freeware. It’s written in flash and features a realistic physics engine. You can download it from here. But be careful, you may not be able to put down either.

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July 7th, 2007
As I write I’m eagerly awaiting getting hold of the new Beastie Boys album “The Mix-Up”. This album is instrumental only. I really enjoyed the compilation they put out in 1996 called “The In Sound From Way Out”. This excellent release contained instrumental cuts mainly from their “Check Your Head” and “Ill Communication” albums. Anyways this is still one of my favourite Beastie Boys releases so I’m sure their new album will not disappoint.

Now this gets me going off on a Jean-Jacques Perrey and Gershon Kingsley tangent. Sometime after a bought the Beasties “In Sound From Way Out”, I came across an LP in an op-shop with the same name and similar cover art. I’d never heard of Perrey-Kingsley before. The notes on the back of the album mentioned that Perrey-Kingsley were pioneers of electronic music. All the tracks on the album were painstakingly constructed with spliced analogue tape.

I was hoping this album would sound something like the Beastie’s version however it was quite the opposite. This first time I listened to the album I wanted to throw it away as it reeked of seven varieties of bad cheese. I’ve had a few listens in the last few years. Each time I play it, I have more appreciation. After all, it is pretty ground breaking for an album released in 1966.
And now for another tangent, The Robotic Intergalactic Astro-Artists (RIAA) has released “Sounds For The Space-Set!!”. It’s free mp3 mash-up business featuring pioneers of electronic music with more contemporary artists. My favourites are Jean Jacques Perrey and Harry Breuer’s “Re-Entry To The Moon” with Rihanna’s “’Pon De Replay” and Timerlake’s “Sexy Back” with Three Suns “Caravan,”. There are 20 more tracks on there. Some are good and some are to be avoided.
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